The Baby Bond Nursing Sash.
The Milksaver collects milk from your spare while the other's working. I'm not saying this isn't a good idea, but it's still weird.
I actually own a pair of these. Unlike my messy, bulky, and expensive nursing pads, they have been in the back corner of my underwear drawer for 6+ years. Judging from the product reviews, though, that makes ME weird.
Does it have to be Butter? Does it have to be Boobies? This kind of thing is how I know I'm inorganic. One more from the Earth Mamas, if it's really a product:
Sure, breastfeeding judgers are jerks and very stupid. Kind of their problem, though.
Another one I have trouble imagining in action. I love breastfeeding diagrams, though. I'm also glad that now pillows have pillows.
Definitely not my style. But if I saw your baby wearing one, I would laugh my butt off and give you $5.